i went into a coma trying to read all of that......

this chick is smoking hot though...good thing she took all of these hot pics....

 

Smoking hot? I wouldnt touch her with 6.43 raincoats.

Damn Scot, with an NSX, i figure you can do WAY better than that

 

i like a little beer gut on my bitches.....

 

You must be crackin' playa

 

Save some of that extra money you've saved over the years and get your eyes checked!

 

Wake me when there is a resolution. Either get the damn phone back or add some violence to the story. Its moving too slowly.


And that chick is a bus-station-skank.

 

I think it goes far past just having eyes checked, he might need a brain transplant. 16 and already has a kid plus is "with" a 24 year old?

And BTW that's not beer gut, that's baby gut and it will only get bigger. If she is that size at 16 just think of what she'll look like at 30 or 40!!!

 

It would be funny if her fat ass boyfriend ends up doing time for statutory rape and she gets busted too for theft and possession of stolen property.

 

That would be funny. Most state's age of consent is 16, but it's 17 in New York.

 

I just wanna see an update when stuff happens. Seriously, how much is this frigging thing worth to these people? There's no way I'd endure the humiliation this chick is going through over a stupid cell phone. You'd figure they would realize they've been caught and just give the damn thing back. Some people never learn...