Got this off of another forum:
[quote name='BOLLYWOOD;1793541]So I was with my college friend Bryan the other night in a bar' date=' well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke so i helped him walk to the toilet all the stalls were occupied, bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy, so he ****ing KICKS one of the stall doors open and there's this guy in there taking a shit and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM, then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to **** him up... so i'd better hit him first' so he ****ing SMACKS this guy in the face and runs away, imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER![/QUOTE']

 

thats why I don't shit @ bars

 

I laughed and am still laughing. Thanks for bringing the funny.

 

Reason #1 of many

 

I have no problem shitting in public but I draw the line at bars b/c I don't feel like wiping a ton of piss off the seat

awesome story though

 

Older than the internet.

 

That said, you're not really a regular until you've had to strangle a grogan out at the local tavern.

 

ya, shitting at a bar is last resort..... shitting in the bushes outside the bar is probably better.... wearing a depends may be a better option!

 

You know you're at a dive when you've got Depends on and nobody thinks twice of it.

 

I rather shit in a parking lot