Just describe screaming along the Tail of the Dragon on a beautiful, sunny day, with Wendy Whoppers as your copilot. That should give you plenty to write about, cover all the topics, and keep your interest. Good Luck!!

 

The maximum contaminant level (MCL), or threshold for remediation, for total petroleum hydrocarbons in the gasoline carbon chain range (TPH-G: c4-c12) in soil would be 100 parts per million (ppm) in silty-sandy soil where groundwater is 20-150 feet below grade surface and 5 micrograms per liter (ug/L) in groundwater for perchloroethylene (PCE) a chlorinated hydrocarbon volatile organic compound (VOC). For PCE concentrations in soil, apply attenuation factors from the Regional Water Quality Control Board (RWQCB) interim guidelines based on soil lithology and depth to groundwater.

 

Wendy,
After Raptor's elegant soliloquy describing a mud fetish, I need to take a nap!! Move a little closer!!

 

Who's Wendy?

 

Wendy Whoppers, my navigator.







Great pillows for naps!

 

Raptor,
You're in luck. Wendy says she mud wrestles!

 

You're on!

 

Rich, a 12 point font?! No way...you need at least a 72 point font, triple spaced, too. Six-eight words per page should be the goal here.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tokyo_james
[B]Use of phrases such as

As previously stated...
To reiterate on that point...
Notwithstanding the foregoing an alternative view is...

These all allow you to say the same thing again or say the opposite to what you have just said.

 

Sod it.......go for a beer