Afternoon fun
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and
agrees to spend the afternoon with her for
$500..... and they do.

They have a rigorous afternoon and before he
leaves, he tells her that he did not have any
ready cash with him, saying he will have his
secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling
the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office he regrets what he has
done, realizing that the whole event was not
worth the price. So he has his secretary write &
send a check for $250 with an enclosed note:

Dear Madam------
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of
$250 for rent of your apartment. I am not
sending the amount originally agreed upon,
because when I rented the apartment, I was
under the impression that-------
1) it had never been occupied -
2) that there was plenty of heat-
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy
and at home. However, I found out that it had
been previously occupied, and there was not
any heat,........ it was entirely much too large.....

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250 with the following
note---------

Dear sir---------
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect
a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied
indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
IF --- you know how to turn it on. Regarding the
space----the apartment is indeed of regular size,
but if you do not have enough furniture to fill it,
please do not blame the landlady. Send the rent
in full or we will be forced to contact your
present landlady--------

 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA!.............

I know someone had that note B4..

 

Hahaha!

 

I wish i had that apartment cuz i sure have the furniture to fill it in