1. The vending machine sells Kool-Aid and sugar in
ziploc bags.
2. Plastic Runners lead to every office.
3. Company cars have rag tops and rims
4. The Logo is in graffiti
5. The hold music is Shaft
6. You're pulling six figures, and they pay you in
cash
7. The President wears leather suits and silk shirts
8. The secretary wears one sponge roller
9. The office hours are 10-4 Wed thru Friday Maybe
10. Corporate account at Motel 6
11. Somebody got shanked in a meeting
12. Company ID photo is taken in a wicker chair
13. Waiting room magazines are Right On, Jet, and Black Hair
14. When your work voicemail plays "Computer Love"
15. Dental coverage reimburses for Gold fronts
16. Payroll clerk carries petty cash in her Bra
17. Plastic covers on lobby furniture
18. Boss has a pimp cane
19. Stationary got another company's name scratched off
20. Instead of Johnson and Associates its Johnson & Nem
21. Incense in the bathroom
22. They let you off early when the new Jordans are released
23. Your Co- Workers barbecue on the fire escape
24. Your VP has gotta be home by 2pm, because he's on house arrest.

 

 

Holy crap, some of those are true for me!

 

most of those are soo true..

 

I reserve the right to strut around with my pimp cane damnit.