^^

 

It's all good.

 

 

oh I'm cut down there, in more ways then one you could say.

 

9 seconds...and that was me saying it slow.

More pieces of that puzzle are coming together for why "Britney" was never seen at the Dragon...

 

That's hitting below the belt! Her loss. I wouldn't give it to her now if my life depended on it. I don't care if she came crawling back on her knees (no pun intended).


...... oh who am I kidding? I am still a man!

Truthfully I've never actually used the "Pledge of Allegiance" method. However, I have been known to resort to saying my ABC's backwards. There's no shame in having to build up a tolerance.

I have found copious amounts of alcohol to work wonders .... it usually takes a little while to get the, uhhh, "engine started", but once I do it's on like donkey kong. More often then not I just pass out before I even get the "key in the ignition".

Did you know that they make condoms with lubricant that is specially formulated to help you go that extra mile? ... yeah, me neither

 

id rather be cut as a child then have complications when im older and have to cut it now..... also the less forewarning you have to do before you take your clothes off, the better (having one testicle is already enough explaining for me)

 

Ah...so this is what Airgate does in the "off season". Which begs the question, just why does he wish to know?

Regarding "delay tactics", I've found it useful to recite a series of prime numbers in my head. Once I got all the way to "5".

Regarding the topic of this thread, I choose to remain silent on the matter since this is the INTERNET. You never know when such things might come up in a job interview or an application for a security clearance.

 

you know.... I don't like the way the title is worded.

I'm pissed when my team blows a final play that could have resulted in a win.

I'm pissed when someone on the highway cuts me off for no reason.

I'm pissed when I find out my girlfriend has been cheating on me with my best friend.

I'm pissed when I can't seem to beat that level on that game I'm playing.

however, I don't see how one can be pissed that their dick got trimmed before they started forming memories.

worst thread ever.

 

The only thing I can think of how this would affect a security clearance would be:


"And one final question Johnson, are you circumsized?"
"What?"
"Excuse me but, we must know the nature of your penis if you are going to be a CIA operative in Israel. Can't have that one little detail screw up an entire mission"