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Old Oct 5, 2004 | 06:17 AM
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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET

Oddly Enough - Reuters


BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

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Old Oct 5, 2004 | 06:21 AM
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how do you mistake it for a chickens neck he should have done this many years ago so he couldnt have stupid babies
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Old Oct 5, 2004 | 07:00 AM
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well, it was dark.
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Old Oct 5, 2004 | 07:12 AM
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My question is, why he's running outside with no clothes on to slaughter a chicken.
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Old Oct 5, 2004 | 08:18 AM
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Seems like this guy took the phrase choke the chiken a lilttle too literally.
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Old Oct 5, 2004 | 08:48 AM
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OMG!!!
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Old Oct 5, 2004 | 09:08 AM
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Poor doggie.
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Old Oct 5, 2004 | 10:02 AM
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Old Oct 5, 2004 | 10:40 AM
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Although not quoted in the paper the dogs only comment was .... Nuts?!!
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Old Oct 5, 2004 | 10:56 AM
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I am always mistaking my dick for a chickens neck?
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