Case in point: Guy walks around the house or the locker room with only his gaunches on. Does the traditional hand down the front to execute the 'ol "scratch and shuffle" of his wee willy and the "boys"! No big deal, right? Men are rude and crude and that's the way it is, right?

Today, as I sat on a park bench to take in the day, what did I see?

This young lady in her 20's rides by on her bike. Just as she gets beside me, she reaches down into her panties with one hand to do the "cat scratchin' post" serenade on her muff! She continues this for about 40 feet and almost swerves and crashes into the curb. AND, to add to my shock and surprise, I see her pull her hand out and rub her nose with it - you know, like the cartoon guy who puts his finger up under the nose of another cartoon guy to keep him from sneezing?

I felt like yelling out to her, "COME BACK HERE AND DO IT AGAIN SO I CAN HAVE A REAL GOOD LOOK!

PLEASE LADIES! I know you want equal rights and all, but have a little self respect, what? Next thing we know, you'll be reachin' down into your sports bra to re-arrange the "girls" while you're joggin'!

 

Maybe the crabs were biting.

 

wow.....

 

Uhhh....

 

 

And no video?? come on man!!

 

Dave,
did you give her one of famous "do yourself" files on crotch scratching.

 

I tell ya, if I had whipped it out (camera, that is ), she'da stopped. But MAN, what a vid that woulda been.


[QUOTE]Originally posted by tenblade2001
[B]Dave,

 

I remember a long time ago after a flag football game the girls team was walking off the field and one of the girls whipped off her shirt to reveal her...


near flesh colored sports bra.

My roommate and I tripped over each other while rubbernecking..

I dunno, is it so bad?

 

Well, I quite enjoyed it!

But on the other hand, imagine if it were your girlfriend or wife and some old letch like me was gawking at her.
ps. I had my mirrored sunglasses on so I was NOT rubber-necking ----- very discrete.