I get on the elevator after lunch with my coworkers today and 3 women get on in front of our little group. There is a moment of silence after we pick the floor.

One of the women says '"But Billy said 'no, Mommy! More Slipknot!' I tried telling him that it was Slipknot, and he told me 'No. It's not. Now put Slipknot back on, and this time, turn it up."

My coworkers just ... sit there stunned

She looks at us, seriously like this is some kind of explanation for this:
"My 2 year-old is a metal junkie. His favorite cartoon is Metalocalypse. He wants drums for Christmas."

we're like.. ok lady.. trying not to ****ing die laughing as we walk to our office

WHAT THE Fuk??
slipknot? a 2 yr old? how is this not computing in her head?? Metalocalypse????



:suprised:

 

2/10

not a zero cause the kid was 2 y.o.

 

 

stick to japanese prank commentary...

 

meh, i've heard worse

 

tough crowd around these parts. Everybody here thinks they're a master comedian epic thread creater...

 

 

Maybe the kid thinks their masks are cool.
My parents freaked out when I went through my black metal phase.

 

most kids under the age of 15 are fails in progress...

 

this.