That's a cool one.

Mine, as of today, is, "Drunk drivers are like murderers, who uses their cars as weapons."

It's only cool because... well.. I made it up for my speech against drunk driving.

 

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi

 

a wise man once said don't argue with fools

cause people, from a distance, can't tell who is who

 

I've always liked: "Its better to regret having done something than to regret not doing it". You learn from experience, so the more you experience, the more knowledgeable you'll be - gotta take the chance.

 

"Men who never get carried away, should be." -- Malcolm Forbes.

"There is no gravity, the Earth just sucks." -- forgot who said it or I never had a name.

 

Mine for right now is an exchange between Kand J in MIB:


[QUOTE]Humans, for the most part, don't have a clue. Don't want or need one.

 

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

"I feel the same way about Disco as I do about Herpes!" - HST

"'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that and you'll save yourself a lot of trouble." -HST

What can I say, I'm a big Hunter S. Thompson fan.

 

I hope you corrected the grammar before you put that in your essay.

 

"Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation"

"I have a drinking game for ya, it's called chug a beer. How you play; chug a beer. How you win; finish the beer. What do you get when you win; another beer" - some drunk kid at a party (who probably stole it from someone else) when people began arguing on what drinking game should be played

 

"There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation." - W.C. Fields

"No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree." -W.C. Fields