I believe Socrates is one of the orignal philosophers that said this. Everyone else just reworded what he said.

 

To much of anything is bad for you - including self denial.

Doubt is a fool's best ally and a wise man's worst.

Never pass up a good opportunity to shut up.

Nine tenths of wisdom consists of being wise in time.

Don't believe everything you think.

 

Just saw tis one - and its really true:

"The basic problem is that when Microsoft visualizes a solution to a problem, it's always a PC running Windows."

From a good site -

http://www.roughlydrafted.com/RD/RDM.Tech....B29957347B.html

 

"i bet i could do it.."

 

"I am 110% not guilty" -OJ Simpson

"Your car smells like farts" - Sarah Silverman

"So I see Jackie Onassis at a party and I want to break the ice. So I say to her "Do you remember where you were when......" -Gilbert Godfrey

"They let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV, and she looks like a foot" - Peter Griffen

 

"Play now, pay later." - a person about to buy something using a credit card

 

Most things said in Futurama, but especially this one from the episode Godfella's.

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

 

Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days that I

 

"a lack of proprietary planning on your part, does not equal an emergency on mine"

 

"Proprietary"?

How about "proper"?