Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.
Two days before the group is to leave, Frank 's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Frank's friends were very upset that he can't go, but what could they do?
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.
Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?
Well, I've been here all day. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes and said "guess who?"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.
She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, she had handcuffs and rope!
She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
Then she said "Do whatever you want."

Here I am!

 

You're not going fishing.

 

9/10 Very good!

 

 

9/10

 

haha, thought about magician when i saw the title. glad to see you made your appearance.

Me - 7/10
Wife (@ my office having lunch) 4/10. She says she would have handcuffed me to the bed, stolen my wallet, and gone shopping.