right-click and save as. Be sure to turn up the volume. This is not WORK-SAFE material!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/sjackson2.mp3

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/judy2.mp3

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/cleo3.mp3

 

OMG, those were some good ones! Thanks for the laugh!!!
Again, not Work-friendly material...BUT if you listen to them with headphones...

 

I'm going to put them on my cd-r disc and listen to them before I go to sleep tonight


ring...ring..

-"Why the f**k do you keep calling me?"

"Do you have a gentleman in your life"

-"No, I'm not gay."

"May I have your first name please?"

-"No, if you're really a physic, then tell me my name"

"I'm seeing some forgetfulness. I want you to remember....the pill"

-"The pill.......I don't take any pills."

"I'm seeing a baby in the next 3 months."

-"Is this some Miss Cleo s**t I'm listening to?"

 

I'm still listening to the clips