a bit thick on the hips and thighs, maybe a few months on the stair stepper would do them some good. especially the one on the right. Another thing, their faces might be as ugly as what's between those buttcheeks, don't judge a girl by the ass!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by josh3io
[B]a bit thick on the hips and thighs, maybe a few months on the stair stepper would do them some good.

 

I am sorry but I cannot believe that standing face to face with either of these two, he would say anything like that.... his tongue would be dragging on the floor so much that he couldn't talk!!!!

 

I agree with josh on this one.

 

Women are only attractive if they have three or more of the following qualities:

1) They've got breast implants, at least size DD, and have huge different-shaped nipples pointing different directions. It's a major plus if you can see the scars, or see the crease where the saline bags meet the pectoral muscle groups.

2) They pluck out their eyebrows and draw new funny-shaped ones instead.

3) They use more lipstick and lipliner on their lips than we use Zaino on our S2000s. It's a plus when it all sparkles like the sparkly asbestos snow on Christmas decorations.

4) They powerdcoat their cheeks to ensure that no pores are visible, and to ensure that every little fellace hair (the tiny white ones) shimmer in the spotlight like saplings after a light snow. It's a plus when their necks are different colors than their faces because of the powdercoating.

5) They dye their hair a brittle yellowish-white, tease it and gel it and hairspray it until the thought of it brushing over your chest reminds you of fingernails on a chalkboard.

6) They wear fake four-inch long fingernails covered in sparkles. It's a plus when they have enough room on them to stencil little flowers or lines of their favorite booty songs.

7) They're obviously fighting a melvin and cellulite. It's an extreme plus when you can see clear stretchmarks on their stomachs and thighs. They're certainly not athletes (after all, you can't expect them to WALK in those five inch heels, do you?), so they rely instead on crash diets, body wraps, and laxatives. Classy.

8) They sun themselves so throughly the skin of their lips is lighter in color than the rest of their bodies. A nice matte orange is optimal. The more they sun, the easier it is to see those stretchmarks and varicose veins, too -- that's two for the price of one!

I think these two pairs of buns sport the requisite three qualities. Yummy indeed.

- Warren

 

Uh, if you guys saw the rest of the pictures, they're faces look good to me. Also, if they don't have a pretty face, they wouldn't be in that contest

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by chroot
[B]Women are only attractive if they have three or more of the following qualities:

1) They've got breast implants, at least size DD, and have huge different-shaped nipples pointing different directions. It's a major plus if you can see the scars, or see the crease where the saline bags meet the pectoral muscle groups.

 

Jeez you guys a picky. You guys must have Miss USAs lined up for your attention to be so selective. It's all good.

 

Don't be picky, guys....enjoy the buns.
While I like more chicken leg looking ladies like some of you guys (who suggested stair master), I definitely wouldn't complain if I get a close up view on those comfy cushions.

As for the face, that ain't a part of this picture. Use your imagination and make those buns delicious for yourself.

Enjoy.

 

sorry, but in my day to day business i see much better looking than those two