Guinness is GOD. IMHO :)
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Guinness is GOD. IMHO :)
I debated wether or not to share this with you all, but decided to. I decided to because there are new owners on here that need REAL guidance and information. Today I completed the Guinnessization of my body's liver. I installed the Guinness intake last year after meeting that Irish bastard Scot Evil. I have the Guinness ecu (brain), header(skull), and the exhaust style (ASSHOLE) they tell you to use for max power which is a single exit. (Guinness gives you some awesome farts) 
I have the IAA test pipe, his name is Steve (He'll drink anything). The actual one they say to construct is the Irish Car bomb, which is exactly where the IRA got there specs from. If you don't believe me, buy the Guinness ecu and read the instructions. On one of the last pages they tell you exact specifications to build an Irish Car Bomb to in order to make max power out of your ass (exhaust). It is exactly what the Irish built. Now, I will tell you my urine flow is ignorant fast. Understand, ignorant fast for a 32 year old white man (non Irish)! Guinness is god when it comes to tuning your liver. kidneys and brain output. Any of you new owners who want to take the path of drunkification should definitely go Guinness. Their beer is precision made and fully functional. If you want big power, buy a different beer. It ain't like the Guinness gave me a woody, but THEY CREATE A WHOLE NEW WAY I LOOK AT FAT CHICS. It is simply amazing. Individually (Guinness and Baileys) they give decent mind buzz, but together the pallet is nicely juiced. So, my whole point is I am extremely pleased with my Guinness and want to share my excitement with all of you. Guinness cost a pretty penny, but sometimes it IS worth the money. Good luck.
I have the IAA test pipe, his name is Steve (He'll drink anything). The actual one they say to construct is the Irish Car bomb, which is exactly where the IRA got there specs from. If you don't believe me, buy the Guinness ecu and read the instructions. On one of the last pages they tell you exact specifications to build an Irish Car Bomb to in order to make max power out of your ass (exhaust). It is exactly what the Irish built. Now, I will tell you my urine flow is ignorant fast. Understand, ignorant fast for a 32 year old white man (non Irish)! Guinness is god when it comes to tuning your liver. kidneys and brain output. Any of you new owners who want to take the path of drunkification should definitely go Guinness. Their beer is precision made and fully functional. If you want big power, buy a different beer. It ain't like the Guinness gave me a woody, but THEY CREATE A WHOLE NEW WAY I LOOK AT FAT CHICS. It is simply amazing. Individually (Guinness and Baileys) they give decent mind buzz, but together the pallet is nicely juiced. So, my whole point is I am extremely pleased with my Guinness and want to share my excitement with all of you. Guinness cost a pretty penny, but sometimes it IS worth the money. Good luck.
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