A wise man once told me - always take a crap at work, that way you get paid for it. 10 minutes a day, 5 days a week, 48 weeks a year = a weeks paycheck to sit on the can.

 

I love wearing the whites at Honda, except for one thing. Just knowing that they are white causes you to be 100 times more cautious when trying to slide a fart out. And yes, I have heard it has happened several times.

 

That would be a shart

 

The way we were

 

...and ain't no mo.

 

True dat homeslice

 

I clogged the toilet this morning at work and just left it. 2 other good stalls left!

 

 

Dude that is awesome.....was it the handicap stall ?

 

Remember the days before smartphones? What did we used to do on the can then?