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From: Bellevue, WA
You know you are famous when I write your... PERSONAL AD.
Are you seeking uncommon valor in your life? My kung fu extends from the bedroom straight to your wanting heart. I'm a passionate apostate ready to knock your angel wings into my headboard with more than reputation. Few other mortals have my innate comprehension of Washington State's liquor acquisitions, and fewer still will ever witness the spendor internal to its distribution systems. With my precious freetime, I endear the world as a spokesmodel for the Pepsi corporation. Deft skills and a winning smile will transform your icy lovelife from cool to caffinated.
You will be the jagged edged puzzlepiece that will meet my harded desires. An appreciation for cola and the courage to suffer Coke-a-Cola's inferior bubble structure will demonstrate your readiness for seedier experiences. Physical flexibility is a major selling point. Sitting shotgun in my S2000 with windswept hair, you may be the one articulate enough to drive my stick. My perfect rendezous includes you clad in blue leather with white stripes, ready to travel from horizon to sunset. Interested ladies may contact me at: BillionsAndBillionsOfBubbles@pepsi.com
Are you seeking uncommon valor in your life? My kung fu extends from the bedroom straight to your wanting heart. I'm a passionate apostate ready to knock your angel wings into my headboard with more than reputation. Few other mortals have my innate comprehension of Washington State's liquor acquisitions, and fewer still will ever witness the spendor internal to its distribution systems. With my precious freetime, I endear the world as a spokesmodel for the Pepsi corporation. Deft skills and a winning smile will transform your icy lovelife from cool to caffinated.
You will be the jagged edged puzzlepiece that will meet my harded desires. An appreciation for cola and the courage to suffer Coke-a-Cola's inferior bubble structure will demonstrate your readiness for seedier experiences. Physical flexibility is a major selling point. Sitting shotgun in my S2000 with windswept hair, you may be the one articulate enough to drive my stick. My perfect rendezous includes you clad in blue leather with white stripes, ready to travel from horizon to sunset. Interested ladies may contact me at: BillionsAndBillionsOfBubbles@pepsi.com
