Sensitive Eastisder seeks location naive playmate for topless fun. You will be financially independent, considerate, and willing to massage the softspot behind my ears. Those will with a mind tuned to fantasy will enjoy long dialogues centered around my vehicular exploits. Perhaps your favorite phase is "Oh wow!" and you enjoy shouting pet names across crowded Eastide malls? Is Seattle north and the Eastside south? Yeah Baby!

My massive collection of tools are meant to share with a willing partner. My fantasies include leather, power tools, and chocolate milk. I enjoy manly sports like drinking beer and watching TV and I drive an SUV that doesn't get dirty. On an impulsive streak one of my previous 4x4's went into the mud once. The tow truck guy was really helpful and ultimately quite understanding. Just like you hopefully!

 

 

Here we go again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jerry are you tryin to catch Ray on the funny meter??????

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by vtecmom
[B]Here we go again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ROTFLMFAO

 

Naw, I will just grease myself up, hold my breath, and pray I get at least three more inches ;-)

 

BTW Ray...I think Jerry might have ya beat with that one!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by jerrypeterson
[B][IMG]Those will with a mind tuned to fantasy will enjoy long dialogues centered around my vehicular exploits. Perhaps your favorite phase is "Oh wow!" and you enjoy shouting pet names across crowded Eastide malls? Is Seattle north and the Eastside south? Yeah Baby!

HAHAHA!!! ROFLMFAO!!!


My vehicular exploits??? "OH WOW!" HAHA!! I have no idea where you come up with this stuff.. That is one of the funiest posts in ages! Just for that, I am not going to just LET you lap me tonight! ;-)

 

Excuse me, but I don't think the rest of us wanna hear about you and Jerry lapping at each other...

 

I'll do one better, we are setting up a hardmount and video camera on my kart.