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Seeking playfully assertive toy who will appreciate my unique desires. Must not be afraid of mud, broken car parts, or post Taco Tuesday flatulence. You think beer is a major food group, but you are still as thick as Calista Flockhart. Your butt will look like two hardboiled eggs in a hankercheif and Honeydew Melon is your nickname. A Handcuff collection and a selection of vintage baby oil are considered a plus. Brains are a definite handicap.
I'm a 21yo viril man chunk. A master of my own fate, but I prefer the passenger seat in the bedroom. My favorite hobbies include smack talking and beer. In all honesty just beer, but you get the idea. Talents include making mewing sounds upon demand, driving over trees like they are wheat, and breaking car parts in new and unusual ways. Clinically diagnosed psychotic women need not be discouraged. Call my box number and perhaps I can break you in new and unusual ways too.
Lets Try This One More Time .................
