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Originally Posted by WyattH,Jan 27 2006, 08:11 PM
Dude Chuck Norris has counted to infiniti... twice. AND he can divide by 0.
And please dont give away my secrets for being cool. Totally inappropriate.
And please dont give away my secrets for being cool. Totally inappropriate.
While we're on the topic, here's a video a video from way back of good ol' Chuck.
http://www.break.com/index/snlchuck.html
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That video owns.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
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Originally Posted by WyattH,Jan 26 2006, 09:53 PM
Dude I never drink.. Im too young.
I think I learned my first University lesson tonight.
Something with 21% alcohol content does NOT freeze.
Something with 14% DOES.
DAMN!!!!!!!
I ruined my Korean Plum wine...
I think I learned my first University lesson tonight.
Something with 21% alcohol content does NOT freeze.
Something with 14% DOES.
DAMN!!!!!!!
I ruined my Korean Plum wine...
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That's not funny. Chuck Norris might roundhouse kick you in the face for comparing him to a mere mortal.
http://media.putfile.com/Mercedes-Porsche-...g--Sunday-Drags
^I just shat my pants.
http://media.putfile.com/Mercedes-Porsche-...g--Sunday-Drags
^I just shat my pants.