I just wanted to let the Prairie folks know that I just noticed something, and a certain "female" member of your group is responsible for it.

I will state formally now in a prepared speech. I have never, nor will I ever partake in any eating, snacking or any form of ingestion from my "bum". It is egress only and the contents of which are dealt with in a non-consumable form....by humans or animals.

I didn't think she had it in her.

Her evil is strong and womanly...you have been warned!

 

Good god. I'm not sure I really want to know what kind of strange fetishes this certain female member engages in in her own time. For the sake of a little dignity, must you make it public?

Asif

 

It is a bit strange but somehow, your post has instilled a kind of weird sense of arousal within me that is difficult to explain.

 

I am not sure which female you are refering to, but to my knowledge and last time I checked I was the only one here. Now if there is wrong doing amongst the members you should let your CO know and he will investigate it.

Am I to assume you are pointing fingers at me? Be a man and just lay it on the table of your charges.

 

Well I didn't want to go and name names..its not my way. I usually prefer to elude to things and get people spreading rumors.

However since YOU decided to call me out on it then fine. You miss are quite evil and I felt that it was appropriate to mention it.

I know I dared this show of evil, but had no idea you'd follow through.

And DAVE what the hell man? Lets hope is the evil one you are thinking about with the bum munch business heh

You aren't using those shock paddles as a hobby now are ya?

 

I am so confused....... lol

 

Don't tell but I've got 'em permanently attached with wires running to bullet belt, 'cept it's filled with "AA" batteries. Some days, when all seems gloomy, I'll go through 3 or 4 sets of batteries.

 

for my fellow friends of this forum.. if you are dared to do something, do you do it (aslong as you are not harmed?) Well I was double dared, and now DM is whining like a girl, because he lost, and he over estimated the power of HG. so, truly I feel there is no issue here.

Have a lovely day kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

In fact I tripple dog dared her, the grand daddy of all dares.

I didn't think she had the balls to do it..well she doesn't but you know what I mean damnit!

And Dave...can I get a set of them?

 

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