So I was on my second date with this girl and we were eating at a restaurant while my s2 was hanging out, parallel parked around the corner. As I walked outside, I noticed something a little fishy...........


A woman in a LR3, while attempting to park had run over the front of my car with her back tire!








Not so bad as the title may lead you to believe, but still.

 

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Let me guess, when you confronted her while her truck was still sitting on top of your car she flatly stated, "I don't have any IDEA what you're talking about.....that couldn't POSSIBLY have been me...."

This is why I think there should be a separate driving test for women that are planning on driving SUV's no matter what size, that might just be me though. I think it would avoid alot of situations liek this....

 

Women should not drive SUVs. This is further proof to back up this statement.

 

How in the hell was she trying to parallel?! How did she manage to take off THAT particular corner?

 

wow so what happened after?

 

Ouch!!! sorry man

 

....I say we kill her! ...

 

By trying to go in head first.

 

I walked out and noticed my bumper hanging off and I hear "I already called the cops!" She was a blooming idiot and I think she might do this on a annual basis.

 

I ripped the damaged part of my bumper off, threw it in the trunk, and continued on the date. I couldn't let the girl see me weep.