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Old Mar 29, 2002 | 02:09 PM
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The wing you are about to see is not for everyone. Well, it probably isn't for anyone.

The sheer weight of the wing adds enough downforce to keep you planted.

It has a few settings for adjustability.

It is universal.

Comes in a variety of materials.

It is removable.

Has great stopping power when in the right setting.

It can haul other items.

It can even expand, when damp.

Some may have already figured what it looks like so here it is....














Well at least this one works, albeit because of its weight.

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Old Mar 29, 2002 | 02:13 PM
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WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Old Mar 29, 2002 | 02:21 PM
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Pure badness...do I smell a group buy?!?

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Old Mar 29, 2002 | 02:26 PM
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Someone has too much time on their hands . . .
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Old Mar 29, 2002 | 02:31 PM
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That is freaking ugly!
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Old Mar 29, 2002 | 02:43 PM
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It was not meant to be pretty.

The story behind the wing was that with all the large/massive F40 style wings on just about every car in the Phoenix area it was getting on my friends and my nerves. Can't really say nerves, but it did not make sense. So I was dared to make a wing, attach it to my bike rack, cruise down Mill Avenue and go check out reactions. We filmed it all, it was such a head turner and people just had to get a snap shot of this ridiculous piece of hardware. This was almost two years back and no it was not on an S2000 but on a Chevy Corsica. After getting the S I received a request to place the wing on the car and get a few snap shots of it.

If anyone wants to start a group buy on it we can have them totally customized to your specs. Whether you want it painted, laminate surface, wrap it up in a carbon look sticker or even have it shine with a wrapping of aluminum foil.

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Old Mar 29, 2002 | 02:48 PM
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bwhahaha~
i can serve dinner on the wings!


oh wait, this is a joke, right?
if not, then this is not funny at all ...
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Old Mar 29, 2002 | 02:52 PM
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Thanks Konrad,

For making me laugh so hard. We must dispel bad taste from the face of the earth.

Tan
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Old Mar 29, 2002 | 02:53 PM
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Can this be hood mountable?
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Old Mar 29, 2002 | 02:57 PM
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Here is the Corsica it was on, the sticker was a joke too. Picked it up at the Tokyo Auto Salon 2000 show.




And, here is the stopping power mode.



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