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All in favor for hunting deer into extinction?

 

Deer 1: Dude I hear there is a snow rally going on...

Deer 2: nu uhhhh no way man!

Deer 1: Yes Way!!! you wanna go watch?

Deer 2: Sure why the hell not...

*Deer approach side of road*

Deer 1: man I dont see shiit!

Deer 2: Me either but I do hear this buzzy sound coming down the road.

Deer 1: Dude I bet you its one of those rally cars!!!

Deer 2: Yea right... I dont see a car! Shiit I bet I can stand in the middle of the road and aint a thing gonna happen.

Deer 1: Your so ON!!!

*The sound gets louder and the road starts to light up as Deer 2 approaches the road*

Deer 2: *Deer 2 looks back at Deer 1 while walking onto road* See I told you so... Not shiit out here!

Deer 1: *Gasping for air* LOOoooOK Out!

*Bam! Deer makes Contact with Rally car*

Deer 2: Holy *beep* *beep*!!!.... Wait, I am flying! Ahhhh shiit!

Deer 1: DAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN! Fuuck this I am outa here!!! *Scampers off into the woods*

Deer 1: Damnnn what am I gonna tell his wife...


(THE END)

 

damn that sucks he was leading too

 

Scared the shit out of me because I didn't know what to expect. Scream was great though.

 

lol

 

lmao that's exactly what i was thinking!!

 

this guy just kept going!!

 

Anyone here that has had a deer come out of nowhere like that knows it ain't no joke! Like someone said they were fortunate it bounced off and didn't come through the windshield.

 

ahhh..right 4 -50 beep* beep