The worst "tuner" S2000- spotted
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The worst "tuner" S2000- spotted
Yesterday I saw this car driving around in Marlton, NJ:
http://www.superstreetonline.com/featuredv...s2000_widebody/
It may not have been this exact car, but it was pretty damn close.
I was left wondering, what did this poor, formerly beautiful S2000 do to deserve this horriffic disfiguring transformation? Saying this car was ugly is like saying that Nicole Ritchie is slightly underweight. Saying this car was ugly is like saying that Anchorman is good for a few brief guffaws. Saying this car was ugly is like saying that George Bush may have a popularity problem. It was an outright assault on my optic nerves. It was a visual kick in the bean bag. It was a rolling donkey punch. It was an insult to everyone who has ever passingly admired the appearance of a stock S2000. Baby Jesus bawls uncontrollably at the slightest mention of this car. In short, it was the worst POS S2000 I have ever seen.
The person presumably responsible for this abhorrent mockery of automotive taste- the person behind the wheel- was equally offensive. He was wearing a wife-beater and had spikey, gelled hair and was sporting (I am not making this up) a HEADBAND. I looked around to see if anyone was filming a 1980's workout video, but no, the headband must go unexplained.
If the mod list (available at the above link) is correct on this car, why am I not suprised that of the thousands upon thousands of dollars that were spent on the POS-ing of this car, about .001% was spend on actual power adders? The only thing that actually *did* surprise me in the mod list was that the a-hat who ruined this car didn't swap in an automatic transmission, because that would have completed the 'all-show, no go' theme he has. Yes, that's 'show' as in 'freak show'.
So, you may ask, what is the point of this thread? It is merely a warning, my good friends: evil is among us. And it drives a puke-green S2000.
If the owner of said car happens to read this, to him I say: Shame on you sir. Shame on you.
http://www.superstreetonline.com/featuredv...s2000_widebody/
It may not have been this exact car, but it was pretty damn close.
I was left wondering, what did this poor, formerly beautiful S2000 do to deserve this horriffic disfiguring transformation? Saying this car was ugly is like saying that Nicole Ritchie is slightly underweight. Saying this car was ugly is like saying that Anchorman is good for a few brief guffaws. Saying this car was ugly is like saying that George Bush may have a popularity problem. It was an outright assault on my optic nerves. It was a visual kick in the bean bag. It was a rolling donkey punch. It was an insult to everyone who has ever passingly admired the appearance of a stock S2000. Baby Jesus bawls uncontrollably at the slightest mention of this car. In short, it was the worst POS S2000 I have ever seen.
The person presumably responsible for this abhorrent mockery of automotive taste- the person behind the wheel- was equally offensive. He was wearing a wife-beater and had spikey, gelled hair and was sporting (I am not making this up) a HEADBAND. I looked around to see if anyone was filming a 1980's workout video, but no, the headband must go unexplained.
If the mod list (available at the above link) is correct on this car, why am I not suprised that of the thousands upon thousands of dollars that were spent on the POS-ing of this car, about .001% was spend on actual power adders? The only thing that actually *did* surprise me in the mod list was that the a-hat who ruined this car didn't swap in an automatic transmission, because that would have completed the 'all-show, no go' theme he has. Yes, that's 'show' as in 'freak show'.
So, you may ask, what is the point of this thread? It is merely a warning, my good friends: evil is among us. And it drives a puke-green S2000.
If the owner of said car happens to read this, to him I say: Shame on you sir. Shame on you.
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Wow, he even managed to get the roll hoops! It's not my taste at all, but I think it could have been worse. The body kit could still be stuck in primer phase for 2 years and he managed to leave of a wing that could have rivaled the hieght of the windsheld. I've seen it a thousand times.
