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1st Run in the S4... vs. 600cc Yamaha...

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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 04:28 PM
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Question 1st Run in the S4... vs. 600cc Yamaha...

So...



There I am...




Minding my business...



Eating a stuffed Beef and Potatoe Burrito...



Trying not to get anything on my new interior...




When this cheech... comes running up on my ass in a broke ass Yamaha!! The guy had a pony tail half way down his back- flipping around the back of his helmet like a cow swattin' flies...
Having a little time while I passed another motorist... I gently sat down my Beefy goodness being sure not to spill and of the contents I hoped to savor... dropped the clutch... popped in 3rd... waited until he began his pass... and GUNNED that S.O.B.!!!

This ing car... hit's 120 from 6th faster then the S does in 4th! ...this was the first time I dropped all the way to third... and to my complete shock (it really throws you off gaurd when you don't hear the exhaust note as you accelerate...) I canceled him out!

He had a little left though... he tucked down... so his Happy Hippy Hair didn't catch too much drag... dropped one more gear... and began to edge me up to 110...

but by the time I hit 120... I started to pull him again... and by 140 I was dead even!!!

...and then...



I REALIZED I WAS DOING ING 140!!!

...and gently slowed down... not having sure confidence in the suspension yet... and watched as my crotch rocket Fabio sped off into the sunset...

Seriously though... the car hits 140 WAAAAAAYYYY TOOOO EASY!

(and I haven't even chipped the fugger yet! )
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 04:30 PM
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Put down the crack pipe, low 14 second cars do not run with 600CC sport bikes.
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 04:34 PM
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Got to go with Steve here. Either he didn't downshift and was wondering what the ass in the car was trying to do, or your burrito had some peyote in it.
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 04:34 PM
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- wtf is a stuffed Beef and Potatoe Burrito... some taco bell shit
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by dut,Sep 13 2004, 04:34 PM
- wtf is a stuffed Beef and Potatoe Burrito... some taco bell shit
I think it's some dirty prostitute.

This story is believable if it was an old 600cc bike or a non-sports bike.
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 04:44 PM
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duuude Taco Bell is amazing, it is not necessary to rip on it


as for the race I don't know anything about the S4 so I"ll jsut say nice run
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 04:51 PM
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yup... Taco Bell at its best...



Steve... always orginal with the crack pipe comment... but I don't think we were racing a 1/4 were we??? we raced from 90 to 140... and a P.O.S. 600cc bike isn't quite as bad as you, your porsche... or your wife that can run better lap times then the S...


Thanks for playing as usual...


It looked like this... but not quite as clean...


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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by RED04S2k,Sep 13 2004, 04:44 PM
duuude Taco Bell is amazing, it is not necessary to rip on it
I once had a Taco Bell burrito and I think they put some real shit in it because it smelled just like shit. I didn't swallow any but I still puked. They got a few words from me.
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by yellafeva,Sep 13 2004, 07:43 PM
I think it's some dirty prostitute.

This story is believable if it was an old 600cc bike or a non-sports bike.
You're a old Dirty Prostitute!!


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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by joeking1978,Sep 13 2004, 04:51 PM
yup... Taco Bell at its best...



Steve... always orginal with the crack pipe comment... but I don't think we were racing a 1/4 were we??? we raced from 90 to 140... and a P.O.S. 600cc bike isn't quite as bad as you, your porsche... or your wife that can run better lap times then the S...


Thanks for playing as usual...


It looked like this... but not quite as clean...


That looks like an SV650, so it's believable, esp from a roll. Good run!
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