The Adventures of MrWizard
Last night I was picking up my friends brother from a party, it was around 11 and i was taking a left from a one lane road onto a two lane road. The two lane road narrows back down to one lane about a mile up. So I take a wide leasurely (sp) turn and take the outside lane, not messin around or anything just minding my own business. And then i hear it.......yes it is the dredded coffee can exhaust sound. Some joker in an old prelude, probably like a 1990, about a car length off my back bumper and haulin some ass, im doin about 50, its a 45mph zone, and the kid is doin not sure how much, but all i know is that he wants to be cool and pass MrWizard. So i put my foot halfway down on the clutch to keep my car silent, acting as if i dont care what the kid is doing. He blows by me, i drop her in second and take off, catch up, jump in front and slow down to 25mph just to piss him off. So i drive like that for a few miles until i have to turn off, making sure he see's the bird before he goes by me.
You may ask why i gave him the finger or went 25 mph in front of him, answer would be b/c he goes to my school and i dont like him, he decided it would be funny to stick a knife through my rear window last year.
Then this morning, easter, i am coming back from brunch, i just ate lots o pancakes and i want to get home to watch some tv and snooze. So as im going through a 4 way stop, like i just started to move this older model mustang, turns out it was a 1997, comes flyin up, basically slams on his brakes so he doesnt go by me. He rolls down to tell me that "I eat honda's for breakfast." I wasn't in the mood to race, but i mean an ignorant comment like that deserves a little lesson. I can tell immediately that it is only a normal mustang, not even a V8, i can tell by the sound. He later tells me it is only a regular mustang, again evident by the single exhaust i see after he turns the opposite way at the end of the race. So ok, after he said it i laughed, rolled up my windows gave three honks and off he went. I had to give him a little headstart, because i wanted to pass him, i mean i had to make it somewhat fun. I didnt strait up race him like i was trying to beat him by 10 buslengths, i just would get a few cars up and slow back down and what not, just toyd wtih him. Once we got to the next light, we talked for a few sec's, he tells me this: "once i get my NOS in, you'll be my bitch." I laughed and left, I'm not even going to comment on what he said, I dont really think i need to.
You may ask why i gave him the finger or went 25 mph in front of him, answer would be b/c he goes to my school and i dont like him, he decided it would be funny to stick a knife through my rear window last year.
Then this morning, easter, i am coming back from brunch, i just ate lots o pancakes and i want to get home to watch some tv and snooze. So as im going through a 4 way stop, like i just started to move this older model mustang, turns out it was a 1997, comes flyin up, basically slams on his brakes so he doesnt go by me. He rolls down to tell me that "I eat honda's for breakfast." I wasn't in the mood to race, but i mean an ignorant comment like that deserves a little lesson. I can tell immediately that it is only a normal mustang, not even a V8, i can tell by the sound. He later tells me it is only a regular mustang, again evident by the single exhaust i see after he turns the opposite way at the end of the race. So ok, after he said it i laughed, rolled up my windows gave three honks and off he went. I had to give him a little headstart, because i wanted to pass him, i mean i had to make it somewhat fun. I didnt strait up race him like i was trying to beat him by 10 buslengths, i just would get a few cars up and slow back down and what not, just toyd wtih him. Once we got to the next light, we talked for a few sec's, he tells me this: "once i get my NOS in, you'll be my bitch." I laughed and left, I'm not even going to comment on what he said, I dont really think i need to.
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