It's okay, I picked up a little of this dialect in certain unmentionable US cities.

A proper translation (taking in account the first post and the third post):

'A rather brash fellow--owning a WS6--would like to prove his car faster than me. incoherent babble, blah-blah, 50 shot, blah Could I indeed crush him in a race on a track?'

 

Meh, I have had a fair amount of races in my WS6 against a lot faster cars than S2000's and held my own. I am stock. I raced an auto 02' Trans Am with MINOR! bolt ons (catback and lid) and we were DEAD EVEN!

I have so far killed:

Z4///M
Lightning
350Z
tied with a C5 vette
tied with a TA
killed some stickered up Mach1
totally stomped a mudhole in a cai/catback 02 5-speed GT

I don't think yo uare going to get him, ESPECIALLY b/c he is auto: he wont make mistakes.

With a trans am and good tires all you have to do is roll onto the gas hard, the tq converter in a stock F-body is pretty tight and if he has good tires he will be glued to the ground from the word go unless something funky occurs.

 

read the sticky, until them ill keep locking them.