Boxter S vs S
Wow! I guess some people who have alot of money just think they are better then everybody else..(I said some)
This is kinda funny how it worked out..
Today when I came home from work I noticed that there was a Porsche Boxter S parked in my neighbor's yard..I just glanced at the car wondering what it was doing there (cause my neighbor's have lived there forever, and I've never seen this car before) I think nothing of it untill later on when im leaving to grab some food, and I see the owner about to get into his car...I back out at about the same time he does, and were right behind one another coming out of my neighborhood...We get onto main roads and we both pull up to a red light, and I noticed he had Virgina license plates...At the light I don't say anything (cause last time I did that I ended up getting all worked up over that E36 M3, who turned out to be a dick). Well he starts off the conversation by saying "Is that the new mercedes? Cause if it is thats a PUSSY car!!" Again at first I was shocked, but thought I would get under his skin a little bit and replied, "No it's not, but thank you anyways, I do get alot of pussy in it"
(excuese my french)..He then says something about Porsche is the way to go and what not, I really wasen't lissening. In the mean time a GSXR750 pulls up inbetween us and witnesses the whole comic act, just laughing at both of us...Then the guy on the GSXR say's He's got 100 on the Honda..lol, That really pissed the guy in the porsche off I guess cause he just wouldn't shut up about how nice and expensive his car was. Well on that note I happen to bring up the price difference between our cars and told him that I would hope his car is everything he's makeing it out to be for all that money..This guy still wont shut up, and now I just look over at him and tell him to run it Straight up!
The light turns green, and we both kinda launch (I did at about 4500rpm) and threw 1st were even, I grabed 2nd and started inching by about 1/2 a car, (the bike is just matching my speed watching what's gonna happen) I hit 3rd and keep pulling on the boxter s, and then put it in 4th and had probally 2-3 cars by mid 4th where I shut her down. (Oh yea when I was about to hit 3rd gear the GSXR just opened it up and left me like nothing, I guess we were going to slow for his liking) I slowed back down to the speed limit and STILL after I just stomped this porsche, he still yells out to me when he fly's by "You have a pussy car!" (by the way both of our tops were down) I just laughed and thought to myself what a idiot. The GSXR guy gave me a wave before he turned off, and I went on my way of getting some food...Pretty funny how it turned out!
This is kinda funny how it worked out..
Today when I came home from work I noticed that there was a Porsche Boxter S parked in my neighbor's yard..I just glanced at the car wondering what it was doing there (cause my neighbor's have lived there forever, and I've never seen this car before) I think nothing of it untill later on when im leaving to grab some food, and I see the owner about to get into his car...I back out at about the same time he does, and were right behind one another coming out of my neighborhood...We get onto main roads and we both pull up to a red light, and I noticed he had Virgina license plates...At the light I don't say anything (cause last time I did that I ended up getting all worked up over that E36 M3, who turned out to be a dick). Well he starts off the conversation by saying "Is that the new mercedes? Cause if it is thats a PUSSY car!!" Again at first I was shocked, but thought I would get under his skin a little bit and replied, "No it's not, but thank you anyways, I do get alot of pussy in it"
(excuese my french)..He then says something about Porsche is the way to go and what not, I really wasen't lissening. In the mean time a GSXR750 pulls up inbetween us and witnesses the whole comic act, just laughing at both of us...Then the guy on the GSXR say's He's got 100 on the Honda..lol, That really pissed the guy in the porsche off I guess cause he just wouldn't shut up about how nice and expensive his car was. Well on that note I happen to bring up the price difference between our cars and told him that I would hope his car is everything he's makeing it out to be for all that money..This guy still wont shut up, and now I just look over at him and tell him to run it Straight up!The light turns green, and we both kinda launch (I did at about 4500rpm) and threw 1st were even, I grabed 2nd and started inching by about 1/2 a car, (the bike is just matching my speed watching what's gonna happen) I hit 3rd and keep pulling on the boxter s, and then put it in 4th and had probally 2-3 cars by mid 4th where I shut her down. (Oh yea when I was about to hit 3rd gear the GSXR just opened it up and left me like nothing, I guess we were going to slow for his liking) I slowed back down to the speed limit and STILL after I just stomped this porsche, he still yells out to me when he fly's by "You have a pussy car!" (by the way both of our tops were down) I just laughed and thought to myself what a idiot. The GSXR guy gave me a wave before he turned off, and I went on my way of getting some food...Pretty funny how it turned out!
Nice whoopin. I like those stories of beating more expensive cars and the owners turning out to be football bats. (queer) It kind of makes you feel like Robin Hood: Robbing glory from the rich and giving it to the not so rich.
-Keith
-Keith
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Originally Posted by S2KANDRE,Aug 7 2004, 09:52 PM
i wish you had a turbocharger... so not only could you beat the boxter, but also the GSXR750
BTW nice kill bro...
BTW nice kill bro...


