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Old May 3, 2008 | 08:01 PM
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So i have been lookin for a mascot for the 'whip' ( i never call it that for real ) and i just couldnt believe how crappy action figures are these days!!! This world isnt fit to raise a child in with these horrid toys. So i figured i would hang a polished measuring spoon from the mirror. Well, As i was tryin to get onto base, this cop tells me to pull over and asks me if the spoon is used for cocaine and then searches my entire car for drugs!!! What an ASS. I hope a dinasaur shits on his chest! So then he made me take down the spoon which went back up on the mirror before i even hit second gear
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Old May 3, 2008 | 08:14 PM
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Do you look like someone that would frequently use cocaine?
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Old May 3, 2008 | 08:25 PM
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You should have told him he forgot to check your secret compartment lol.
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Old May 3, 2008 | 08:37 PM
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Your unit'll be having a surprise UA on monday!
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Old May 3, 2008 | 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by D1sclaimer,May 3 2008, 11:25 PM
You should have told him he forgot to check your secret compartment lol.
I wonder how many S2K owners don't even know about their secret compartment..
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Old May 6, 2008 | 09:27 AM
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[QUOTE=Skatethesea,May 3 2008, 11:01 PM]So i have been lookin for a mascot for the 'whip' ( i never call it that for real ) and i just couldnt believe how crappy action figures are these days!!! This world isnt fit to raise
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Old May 6, 2008 | 09:38 AM
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Should have told him you dont use little measuring spoons for your coke, you use 1/2 cup measuring cups
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Old May 6, 2008 | 10:07 AM
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Have you guys ever heard of the song from Master P "Make crack like this?" Traditionally I would lock this, but this is funny stuff



[Featuring C Murder Silkk The Shocker]
Water bubbling
Voice in background repeating "make crack like this"
Masta P
Imagine substitutin crack for music
I mean dope tapes
This is how we would make it. (There it is right there)
For all you playas hustlaz ballas and even you smokas
Ma ma ma ma make crack like this
Masta P
Ghetto Dope No Limit Records
(Ma ma ma make crack like this)
Part of the Tobacco Firearms, and Freedom of Speech Committee.
Thank you dope fiends for your support. Ha ha.
(Beat starts)
C Murder
Let me give a shot out to the D Boys (drug dealas)
Neighborhood dope man
I mean real niggas
Thata make a dolla out a fifteen cents
Ain't got a dime, but I rides and pay the rent
Professional crackslanger I serve fiends
I once went to jail for having rocks up in my jeans
But nowadays I be too smart for the Taz
C Murder been known to keep the rocks up in the skillet man
Waitin on a kilo they eight I'm straight you dig
What you need ten
Ain't no ****in order too big
And makin crack like this is the song
You won't be getting yo money if yo shit ain't cooked long
Never cook yo dope it might come out brown
Them fiends gonna run yo ass clean outa town
But **** that I'm bout to put my soldias in the game
And tell ya how to make crack from cocaine.
1. Look for the nigga wit the whitest snow
2. No buying from no nigga that you don't know
make yo way to the kitchen where the stove be
You get the baking soda I got yo D
Get the triple beam and measure out yo dope
Mix one gram of soda every seven grams of coke
An shake it up until it bubble up an get harder
Then sit the tube in some ready made cold water
Twist the bitch like a knot while it's still hot
And watch that shit while it can rise to the ****in top
Now ya cocaine powda is crack.
Nigga I hopes you strapped cause you might get jacked.
Ghett Ghett Ghett Ghetto Dope
Ma Ma Ma Ma Make Crack like this Ghett Ghetto Dope (Repeat 4 times)
Silkk
My phone rang I picked it up
(Need some weight)
What you need
(Silkk bout a coupla K)
I had it all into powder but it ain't no thang
Gimme a coupla hours I have it all in a cake
Trust nobody got my gun and went an smacked Kane and Abel
You probably catch me choppin ki's choppin ki's up on my mom's table
I got a big order for some coke
I called some hoes up
I want ya'll but naked while you cookin up my dope
I told ya'll we some Tru G's
See me and P and C
See expeditions with uzi's
Choppin up two ki's
Baby twenty-four oz's a piece
Cause see if it ain't about money
Then it ain't about me
Hella mail from sales
Hella yeah for scales
Come up short
My money jumpin yo ass like bail
First of all you gotta have nuts
Don't give a ****
Nigga's duck when I bust
Cuz they know if I miss it ain't by much
Thinkin short like I'm only seventeen
A coupla dope fiends
Some oz's
A triple beam
And then playa hit yo block
And tell a bitch nigga to raise up off the spot
That's why I acts like this
But I rides rims, them gold D's (Ma Ma Make Crack like this)
I made crack like this
Chorus
Masta P
Nigga Nigga never let a nigga
Front you no dizos
Start from the ground
Work yo way up to a kilo
Get some killas on yo team
Keep one up in the chamber
For the jackas and the dope fiends
Fools come short get rowdy
Kick down doors
Show mutha ****as that ya bout it bout it
Break ki's down to oz's
Never buy any dope
Without weighin it on the triple beam
**** soda use B-12
Keep a stash for the tryin to take other niggas clientele
Check the man made junk for residue
Cause every fiend you miss want three or two
1. Never talk on the phone in ya house
2. Never slang dope out ya baby momma's house
3. Never **** with snitches
Cause niggas that talk to the police is bitches
4. Keep a low key
And if you movin weight
Treat yo'self to an uzi
The first hit for free (damn)
But the next time you see me
You betta have twenty G
5. Never pay
Pimp hoes for the pussy
That's the 'Merican way
Clean up ya dirty money to good money
Cause legal money last longer than drug money.
Chorus.
Fade Out.
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Old May 6, 2008 | 11:36 AM
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Should have told him you were a "Cereal Killer"

Get it?

Cereal Killer! HAhAHAHAHAhahaha....

um aannd

I'm out
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