Crushed some old guy in a S2000
Saturday, as I was heading towards home and some grey-haired guy in an S2000 pulled up next to me.
He looked over and started reving with a big shit-eating grin on his face.
The light turned green and he launched. I let him get three car lengths ahead while I gently moved up through first gear. Then I short-shifted into second and buried the gas pedal into the carpet.
I waved at the old guy as I passed him and then he pulled in behind me as I headed up the hill to home. He even parked behind me and followed me inside as I brought my son's birthday cake home.
It was all in the family...
He looked over and started reving with a big shit-eating grin on his face.
The light turned green and he launched. I let him get three car lengths ahead while I gently moved up through first gear. Then I short-shifted into second and buried the gas pedal into the carpet.
I waved at the old guy as I passed him and then he pulled in behind me as I headed up the hill to home. He even parked behind me and followed me inside as I brought my son's birthday cake home.
It was all in the family...
Bwahahahaha!!!
Great story AL! We should get more stories like this in
this forum, instead of the usual "i beat a so-and-so",
"no you didn't, the guy must have been sleeping", folowed
by flames, personal insults and finally the thread being
locked.
A little creative writing goes a long way...
Zoran.
Great story AL! We should get more stories like this in
this forum, instead of the usual "i beat a so-and-so",
"no you didn't, the guy must have been sleeping", folowed
by flames, personal insults and finally the thread being
locked.
A little creative writing goes a long way...
Zoran.
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Was he a family member? "
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Here's a rewrite that's more in keeping with "usual" kill stories that you can find on the 'net:
Saturday, as I was heading back to my crib to hang with my homies some some cocky grey-haired guy in an silver rice mobile pulled up next to me.
He looked over and started reving like he was hard or somethin' an I could tell he was ready to go. I just said, "Bring it on biatch"
Before the light turned green the little ***** took off (probably because he's some rich old white guy who doesn't know how to drive). My car wasn't shiftin' right but I still kept up with him. Then I busted a really good shift from 1st to 2nd and showed that ricer my tail lights..
I looked over but he was too much of a jerk to give me a thumbs up so instead he did a fly by and then turned on his hazards.
The real story:
After picking up a cake for my son's bday my Dad rolled up next to me on my way home. He has an S2000, I was in a 996TT. He was just playing around.
Was he a family member? "
"...and what were you in? "
Here's a rewrite that's more in keeping with "usual" kill stories that you can find on the 'net:
Saturday, as I was heading back to my crib to hang with my homies some some cocky grey-haired guy in an silver rice mobile pulled up next to me.
He looked over and started reving like he was hard or somethin' an I could tell he was ready to go. I just said, "Bring it on biatch"
Before the light turned green the little ***** took off (probably because he's some rich old white guy who doesn't know how to drive). My car wasn't shiftin' right but I still kept up with him. Then I busted a really good shift from 1st to 2nd and showed that ricer my tail lights..
I looked over but he was too much of a jerk to give me a thumbs up so instead he did a fly by and then turned on his hazards.
The real story:
After picking up a cake for my son's bday my Dad rolled up next to me on my way home. He has an S2000, I was in a 996TT. He was just playing around.


