Killed a 740iL!!
I know, big deal, but....
At a stoplight, he leaned over and said, "nice car." So I said "thanks." Then he goes, "what is that a Porsche?"
I said, "a Honda."
He goes, "c'mon you can do better than that."
Then his whore said "no he can't, he's not even thirty."
I thought about saying either:
(a) "At least I won't be mistaken for a livery driver."
(b) "You can't let your dog ride in the front seat -- it's against the law."
At a stoplight, he leaned over and said, "nice car." So I said "thanks." Then he goes, "what is that a Porsche?"
I said, "a Honda."
He goes, "c'mon you can do better than that."
Then his whore said "no he can't, he's not even thirty."
I thought about saying either:
(a) "At least I won't be mistaken for a livery driver."
(b) "You can't let your dog ride in the front seat -- it's against the law."



