Me vs. State Trooper
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Me vs. State Trooper
After a big dinner at Outback Steakhouse (and one beer), I head home in the S. I am only two exits away from home, and I suddenly feel my stomach telling me it's time to hit the bathroom. 
Great timing. So I floor it on the on ramp, VTECing through all gears through 3rd, but then I slow down to normal speed once I get on the highway. I get off on my exit and a trooper comes up on me really fast and pulls me. He comes up to the car and flashes his flashlight right in my face and asks me how I'm doing tonight. I can tell he's examining my pupils. I admit to having one beer and he gives me a breathalizer. I blow a measley .01. He said "I was on the ramp when I saw this red streak go by, scared the hell out of me." I didn't even see him. I explained that I REALLY needed to get home (pointing to my stomach) and he says "oh yeah I know what you mean." He hands me back my license and tells me to slow it down.
Whew.
Great timing. So I floor it on the on ramp, VTECing through all gears through 3rd, but then I slow down to normal speed once I get on the highway. I get off on my exit and a trooper comes up on me really fast and pulls me. He comes up to the car and flashes his flashlight right in my face and asks me how I'm doing tonight. I can tell he's examining my pupils. I admit to having one beer and he gives me a breathalizer. I blow a measley .01. He said "I was on the ramp when I saw this red streak go by, scared the hell out of me." I didn't even see him. I explained that I REALLY needed to get home (pointing to my stomach) and he says "oh yeah I know what you mean." He hands me back my license and tells me to slow it down.Whew.
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