Last night I was coming home from my girlfriends house at about 3o am. I was sitting at a light about to enter loop 360 in Austin when Chuck Norris pulled up next to me mounted low on a 76 AMF tricycle. He was shirtless and covered in sweat but his hair was perfect. He tipped his blue blockers and gave me the look: you know, the Chuck norris look like he was going to roundhouse me with my top down. I am a little shaken to say the least. He turns back foreward and starts to powerbrake out of control filling the air with thick white smoke. I was totally drooling all over myself. I wasn't even sure if I should try. The light turns green and I wait for Chuck to hit it but nothing. He is just, we are just sitting there at the light, me and Chuck Norris in the middle of what appeared to be the ultimate hole shot Mexican standoff. A moment goes by and Chuck or Mr. Norris as he preferrs to be called extends his arm as if to say, "you go ahead buddy". I was shaking so bad I could barely grip the wheel.

I load all the way and launch fron 8k. I feathered out perfectly. The best launch of my life!!! The whole time I'm thinking, noone will ever beleive this shit. I instantly take 5 cars on him and I think its over when I check my rearview. Sure enough out of the smoke I can see the distinctive red front fender of of the AMF. Hes coming on like an alcahol funny car. He screams past me so close I could have reached down and touched his osterich skin boots with the pants tucked in. I will never forget the stitching on them, incredible. Chuck is out about 30 ft when he let up just a tad to light the biggest cohiba I have ever seen. Oh my god he gave me a thumbs up and just as quickly as he appeared he was gone into the night just like I had dreamed the whole thing. The funny thing is, I just cant seem to remember his face............. Oh well, maybe it was ....................just a crazy dream...................

 

OH BOI GREAT STORY!

 

I would love to get a list of his mods.

 

couldn't stop laughing!!!

 

Nice of him to give you the spot. Could you tell if he was running a stock tire or a DR?

 

Let me be the first to call

 

wow... you should try to get a job maybe.

 

So um you raced Chuck Norris.
And he beat you?
F@^#*@^ Chuck Norris.

 

A job, wow, why would a guy as cool as you make a guy like me feel so empty inside. Thats just plain mean. I just like to make people laugh and you are a dikc Mr. BS member with two stars. Maybe I will write a check for exclusive auto sports. Do you know how much your boss wants for it.

 

It was a joke, don't get your panties in a bunch mr. sensitive.