C'mon now, you know you were erected by reading that . Just joking dawg, don't take it seriously. I was reading that and waiting for the original poster to say "The heck with this shiet" ... It's funny but what makes me laugh is from the comments, .

 

What are you guys all poking fun at? This is some of the best writing that I've seen on this board and in particular, in this forum. Its nice to know that there are at least some literate people here.

 

No offense to the original poster but maybe we should all start our post like this one, maybe all of us would learn from it and grow our hair like Fabio and ride off into the sunset . Maybe then there'll be a S on the cover of a hardcover book on top of a hill with one of our long haired Fabio look-a-like member in the driver seat with his/her hair in the wind. Anyone up for that?

 

What satisfaction does one get for destroying a Civic?

 

I was tired of teh f4st4r and m4d tyte l33tsp33k, so I did this as a joke.

 

LOL. Nicely written story

Now, back to my romance novel.....

 

Not creepy

 

j00 R t3h 1337 h@xX0rZ, b34T t3h c1ViC y0.

But in all seriousness, I enjoyed it, pretty funny and entertaining. Nice job.

 

tl;dr

 

You need to get laid!

But seriously, you do write pretty well. Just a little too much sexual inuendo for me. Kinda takes away from your intent, to tell a good racing story.