Okay,

Im at a red light waiting to make a left turn when a m5 pulls up next to me in the non-turning lane. This guy was about 18? 19? and he looked over tryin to act real tough.

Im not sure if he knew i was about to turn or hes just pickin on me but he starts to rev and i juss smile back. He starts to creep little by little, i think he wanted to launch, peel out, or do somethin to show that m5 > s2k BUT my left turn light turns green first instead of the straight lane, and his ass launches half way into the intersection before he realized his light was still red and brakes to avoid a car that was turning left on the opposite side of us.. Luckily there wasnt anymore oncomin traffic so he just stopped in the middle of the intersection and couldnt back up because the car behind him was already up at the line.

I turned left and looked at the rear mirror and i still c him stuck in the middle of the intersection lookin like an idiot.

Does this mean i win?

 

Only if you put your hazards on.

 

Yeah, as Poindexter said, YOU DIDN'T DO THE RICER FLYBY!!!

nice kill

 

That is just plain priceless. Why couldnt I have seen that firsthand? Hell yes, you definately win.

 

That was awesome! Would have been better if he had love tapped a Geo Metro and dented his fender....

 

What an idiot! Must've been enjoying the parents' car once in a while. Why didn't he just go through the intersection instead of being stuck there? Might as well, since he was already half way there.

 

Well I would say he won on the RETARDED part of it.

 

lol! thats wat i was thinking. He was actually 3/4 of the way thru but backed up until the other cars can go by. I guess he was too embarrassed to think straight.

 

the total ricer to begin with. he's trying to race you when you are making a left turn. and he's going straight still. not to mention a stoplight. nuff said.

 

he's a loser, so that means you win by default