So driving home from a 2 hour drive and as soon as I get back in town a guy in a altima goes flying by and starts flashing his lights at people blocking the "fast" lane. So I thought it would be funny to school this kid if I had the opportunity. 3 or 4 lights later I get my chance, it was a quick 1-2 shift and topped out second, only put a few cars on him. So he's got his panties in a wad now, I start to think he's following me because he changes lanes when I do. 3 or 4 more lights go by and here we are again side by side, this time I get to stretch my legs 1-2-3 and touch fourth then let off, he's two bus lengths behind. We stop at the next light and I'm laughing, if only this kid knew I had a full snap on metric wrench set, full socket set, 12" ratchet with like 4 extensions, a craftsman torque wrench, a 3' 1/2" drive snap on breaker bar, full set of 3/8" drive snap on impact sockets, full set of snap on screw drivers, full set of Tommy Armour golf clubs, a blanket, full suitcase of clothes with bathroom amenities, full case of cd's, 5lbs of potatoes, two cans of pringles, a bag of bagels, an extra pair of shoes, 3/4 tank of gas, a Bell M2000 helmet, and a BMI video for good measure Oh yeah and an empty, one gallon gas can cuz I ran outta gas on my way out of the track day, nubbie My car was literally so packed the passenger seat was full up to the top of the door. Now that was getting owned. I have AP2 with 4.777's, J's header, T1R 70mm, and weds rims that are about 5lbs lighter each, he had some bright HID's in stock housings and a 5speed, I just wanted to spank him cuz he was driving like a douche, needless to say he chilled out after getting wooped twice.

 

no homo?

 

Oh my lord, not to sound like a douch but all you had to really say is you had alot of stuff in your car instead of listing everything. holy cow if he got mad and wanted to beat you, you have all the essentials in your car to kill him 3x. i'm just having a lil fun with you. sometimes it's better to let these kids drive like that cause it'll catch up with him sooner or later. you chasing him down just makes drive worse.

 

At first, I thought he was just trying to point out that if the kid had a problem with being beaten in a race, he would get beaten physically by all those hardware tools. I can't believe I actually read the entire list.

Well, nice kill anyway.

 

lol i thought he was gonna pull a "Dexter" and use those tools for killing. LoL

 

I just thought it would be fun to list all the crap, what can I say I was bored

 

yeah
interesting stuff you got in the car

for me its usually just a bag full of books and papers
then again my trunk is prettty big

 

i would hate to see what would happen if you got into an accident. the doctors would be pulling tools out everywhere.

 

lol at listing everything

you should of put random things also, like a dead body, a whip, a turtle, a jolly rancher, alarm clock, nunchucks, schoolbooks, toothbursh, lugnuts, speakers, printer, laptop, desk, chair, spare rims, a basketball card, bowling ball, gum, your math professor, ex girlfriend, your dog, a deer, spare steering wheel, torture device, ak47, shotgun, grenade, i phone, ipod, pillow, a spare s2k engine, an axe, a snake, a rat, 10 lbs of crack, a bag of weed, the new jordans, dumbbells, a cup, an s2ki mod, strap on, michael myers mask, bill clinton mask, comic book, trampoline, chain, etc,

you know the basics.

 

What? You're saying all of that can't fit in an S2000?





Should have also added:

Osama bin Laden, Iraq's WMD, a map w/ descriptions of all the streets in New York, a Tupac album, etc. Just more nonsense. Not funny, though.