I was in Mcdonald's drive thru today and was waiting in line behind a red sunfire. It had an exhaust (actually didn't sound too bad) and was otherwise stock from what I could see. There was a younger guy drivin it, but again.... this is a drive thru... a race is far from my mind. (not to mention I have a certain female on my mind who dumped me sunday )


Anyways, one time when he goes to move forward, he revs up, dump his clutch and does a mini burnout until he reaches the car in front of him. We're talking not even a half second of burnout. It was really just a chirp. Regardless, it never ceases to amaze me what people will do.

Eventually I get my stuff, and I leave the parking lot. I end up behind him at a light to turn and the next intersection finds me next to him, however there is a car in front of each of us at the line.

Much to my surprise he shouts out his window:

Him: Hey nice car. Next time get a boxster.
Me: Right cuz I wanna pay twice as much for a car that is slower than mine anyways
Him: Yeah haha whatever. My dad's boxster would sizmoke your ass. (yes he actually said sizmoke. i couldn't even make some shit like that up)
Me: Yeah good luck with that whole sex change operation when you get it.

Light has turned green by that point, and he does that thing where you start really slow, then accelerate as fast as you can to the car in front of you.

Yay. Another target added to the list of dumb people who must be sterilized when I become president.

 

It's ok. He drives a sunfire. hahaha.

 

Every person has a third cousin or a brother's best friend who has a faster car.

 

hey did i ever tell you about my neighbors, brothers, friend whos has a cousin that has a friend whos sisters father has a enzo... ...well he'll smizoke your ass to

 

quote by DJAuggie: "Every person has a third cousin or a brother's best friend who has a faster car."

i couldn't agree more.. beside that line i always get this one to..."when my car gets out of the shop" or "when i put my...(insert aftermarket part here) on, i'll smoke you"


everyone feels then have to belittle something the can't have... the balls of someone to make fun of a s2k when he is driving a sunfire!!!!!! was his name Badm3 by any chance???

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Solless

 

the funny thing is you all say HA HA HE DRIVES A SUNFIRE, but thats what people with bad a$$ cars say about you. HA HA HE DRIVES A HONDA!!!!!!

 

yeah but then we tell the people with those bad ass cars that they are compensating.

 

show me what you drive!!!!!!! a real picture!!!! if you don't like the s2k get the hell of this board..

 

how hard is it to get it through your mind?! just LEAVE.