Z06 gets a taste of S2000 3rd gear
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I was on my way home from a local VW meet and I came to a red light. Low and behold a GT-R pulled up next to me, I bounced off 9 grand so hard I think I melted the asphalt from so much vtec sauce getting ejected onto the road. He looked at me, touched something inside of his car and revved back.
Light went green, I dumped the clutch and launched my S harder than a Las Vegas hooker on crack. I must of outlaunced him by like 2 bus lengths, stupid fragile GT-R transmissions guess who's laughing now sucker I dont get my warranty voided by launching w00t, so I hit 9 grand and smash it into 2nd. He starts catching up but as I approach 9 grand I yell out "Too Soon Junior" and prepare myself for the afterburner. I throw it into 3rd and hit vtec so hard and produce so much torque that the earth starts spinning in the opposite direction. The GT-R starts to fall back as the sound of my S with the intake lid removed starts to bend the fabric of the universe. I throw it into 4th and wheelie down the highway. GT-R never stood a chance.
If I can spank a GT-R I don't see why he couldn't smoke a Z06, I mean they are so inferior to the S2000, they actually added vtec to it, thats why it lapped the 'ring in like 7 1/2 minutes.
Ace, we should race sometime, although I am afraid that if both our cars hit 3rd gear vtec without intake lids we might cause a tear in the space time continum and the dinosaurs might come back.
And to whom it may concern, my S has springs, intake lid removed and I replaced the Vtec fluids with time travel liquid.
And if you are that dumb that you couldn't tell, ^ sarcasm. I need to get a few more decals before I can bend the universes fabric
Light went green, I dumped the clutch and launched my S harder than a Las Vegas hooker on crack. I must of outlaunced him by like 2 bus lengths, stupid fragile GT-R transmissions guess who's laughing now sucker I dont get my warranty voided by launching w00t, so I hit 9 grand and smash it into 2nd. He starts catching up but as I approach 9 grand I yell out "Too Soon Junior" and prepare myself for the afterburner. I throw it into 3rd and hit vtec so hard and produce so much torque that the earth starts spinning in the opposite direction. The GT-R starts to fall back as the sound of my S with the intake lid removed starts to bend the fabric of the universe. I throw it into 4th and wheelie down the highway. GT-R never stood a chance.
If I can spank a GT-R I don't see why he couldn't smoke a Z06, I mean they are so inferior to the S2000, they actually added vtec to it, thats why it lapped the 'ring in like 7 1/2 minutes.
Ace, we should race sometime, although I am afraid that if both our cars hit 3rd gear vtec without intake lids we might cause a tear in the space time continum and the dinosaurs might come back.
And to whom it may concern, my S has springs, intake lid removed and I replaced the Vtec fluids with time travel liquid.
And if you are that dumb that you couldn't tell, ^ sarcasm. I need to get a few more decals before I can bend the universes fabric
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Originally Posted by nismo4life,May 7 2009, 06:54 AM
I was on my way home from a local VW meet and I came to a red light. Low and behold a GT-R pulled up next to me, I bounced off 9 grand so hard I think I melted the asphalt from so much vtec sauce getting ejected onto the road. He looked at me, touched something inside of his car and revved back.
Light went green, I dumped the clutch and launched my S harder than a Las Vegas hooker on crack. I must of outlaunced him by like 2 bus lengths, stupid fragile GT-R transmissions guess who's laughing now sucker I dont get my warranty voided by launching w00t, so I hit 9 grand and smash it into 2nd. He starts catching up but as I approach 9 grand I yell out "Too Soon Junior" and prepare myself for the afterburner. I throw it into 3rd and hit vtec so hard and produce so much torque that the earth starts spinning in the opposite direction. The GT-R starts to fall back as the sound of my S with the intake lid removed starts to bend the fabric of the universe. I throw it into 4th and wheelie down the highway. GT-R never stood a chance.
If I can spank a GT-R I don't see why he couldn't smoke a Z06, I mean they are so inferior to the S2000, they actually added vtec to it, thats why it lapped the 'ring in like 7 1/2 minutes.
Ace, we should race sometime, although I am afraid that if both our cars hit 3rd gear vtec without intake lids we might cause a tear in the space time continum and the dinosaurs might come back.
And to whom it may concern, my S has springs, intake lid removed and I replaced the Vtec fluids with time travel liquid.
And if you are that dumb that you couldn't tell, ^ sarcasm. I need to get a few more decals before I can bend the universes fabric
Light went green, I dumped the clutch and launched my S harder than a Las Vegas hooker on crack. I must of outlaunced him by like 2 bus lengths, stupid fragile GT-R transmissions guess who's laughing now sucker I dont get my warranty voided by launching w00t, so I hit 9 grand and smash it into 2nd. He starts catching up but as I approach 9 grand I yell out "Too Soon Junior" and prepare myself for the afterburner. I throw it into 3rd and hit vtec so hard and produce so much torque that the earth starts spinning in the opposite direction. The GT-R starts to fall back as the sound of my S with the intake lid removed starts to bend the fabric of the universe. I throw it into 4th and wheelie down the highway. GT-R never stood a chance.
If I can spank a GT-R I don't see why he couldn't smoke a Z06, I mean they are so inferior to the S2000, they actually added vtec to it, thats why it lapped the 'ring in like 7 1/2 minutes.
Ace, we should race sometime, although I am afraid that if both our cars hit 3rd gear vtec without intake lids we might cause a tear in the space time continum and the dinosaurs might come back.
And to whom it may concern, my S has springs, intake lid removed and I replaced the Vtec fluids with time travel liquid.
And if you are that dumb that you couldn't tell, ^ sarcasm. I need to get a few more decals before I can bend the universes fabric
