First Commandment. The S2000 is divine. It will lead you out of the land of mediocrity. Henceforth, you shall not put other cars above the S2000. You shall not recognize as higher cars those who show you an image of anything that appears sweeter, nor that runs faster, nor seems more expensive.

Second Commandment. You shall not speak in error of the S2000's performance.

Third Commandment. You shall not refer to the S2000 in vain (i.e. "Stook").

Fourth Commandment. You shall distinguish a work day from a S2000 day in order that your existence may have purpose.

Fifth Commandment. Continue to mod your S2000 so that the possessions it gains will remain with it and make it a fine ride.

Sixth Commandment. Do not slay...but do report "Kills" under Street Encounters.

Seventh Commandment. Do not commit adultery. The S2000 is a powerful aphrodisiac and can make the opposite sex swoon over you...do not be tempted!

Eighth Commandment. Do not steal to mod your car. Bad karma will surely follow you!

Ninth Commandment. Do not disparage the worth of your fellow S2000 owner by speaking false of him, his dynos, or his choice in mods.

Tenth Commandment. Do not look begrudgingly upon what your fellow S2000 owner holds as mods.


Okay...bored again...but thought it would be fun. BTW, I tend to break the Third Commandment on occasion.

 

that's a lot of commandments.

 

Hehehehehe....me likes!

 

Hah ... Well put, nevertheless.

 

stook stook stook, oh god, i am going to be punished

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by bayarea408
[B]stook stook stook,

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by w1ngman
[B]First Commandment. The S2000 is divine.

 

Good list but it should be called a Stook always.

 

Thanks, I've made the correction. Seldom care to be involved with that word...so I'm not to familiar with its spelling.

 

Please, please, please let me run the 7th flat under my right front at 9000 RPM and 120 MPH!