"The only time you will be ahead of me is right before I pass you"

 

"My other car is not a Porsche either"

 

Bumper stickers are sooo totally uncool! Just smile and wave as you pass them--that really bugs 'em.

 

Best bumper sticker period:

"Hippies are living proof cowboys screw sheep"

Displayed proudly at the University of Oregon 1981.

 

"Once am gone u ll c you paid too much for that boxster"

"S stands for See Ya!"

"Don't cry cause am leaving"

"Go ahead floor it, too bad i wont be around to see it"

"My Red Line is higher than your I.Q."

"Sure you can hang with me, once we get to the parking lot"

"You might as well fold your rear view mirrors, the only way you gonna see me is... wait a minute, you aint gonna see me!"

"On green floor it, i will wait for the next green"

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by darkknight1999
[B]Glenn from the New England S2K club has a great magnetic one

[I]WE GOT YOUR ...ZOOM

 

"The World is my Ashtray"

"Pave the Planet"

"Don't Blame me, I'm a Parasite"

These are BIG hits with the Tofu and sandal crowd! I had the "Pave the Planet" on my ML 420 until I was acosted by enraged hippie chick in a market parking lot. I took it off before I got keyed or painted. Geez, some people have no sense of humor.

 

Muauauahhahhhahaaaa.

Anything that might jab the militant granolas up here in BC gets my vote. Nowhere near as good, but here's one on a friend's classic VW microbus:

"Vegetarian" is Indian for "lousy hunter."

Probably helps its on a microbus too. Granolas aren't immune from making snap judgements based on appearance either.

I guess neither of these are S2000 specific. Bah. One more that isn't S2000 related, and probably WAY old by now:


Jesus Loves You!
(everyone else thinks you're an asshole)

 

It wasn't a bumper sticker, it was a HUGE sticker across the back of the car...seen a week ago on one of the Honda hybrids..."Batteries ARE included"

 

what about one that says "f-ck suv's"?