her "slow down!"
me "were not going that fast, do you understand the concept of merging on to a highway safely?"
her "ya but it didn't have to make that sound"

 

I have a testpipe...and as a result when my wife and I take my S2000 somewhere I always chuckle when we get home and she says "I smell like car." (referring to the smell the testpipe creates).

 

"where are the heated seats"

 

I just get "Holy Sh*t" all the time. Oh and "I don't want to die, slow down." Then again this damn turbo car only runs 2 weeks a year it seems haha.

To answer one of the first posts. Top up, exit 76 on 37, Stats- Me 6ft 1, Her 5ft 7, it worked; but not nearly as fun as my SC400.

 

New owner >>> not a new wife

"Don't do that again when I'm in the car."

 

LOL this thread is hilarious. Since my car is relatively new to me and I'm currently not dating anyone, I don't have a wife/gf story.

But I did take my best friend's GF for a ride and went around a corner quick enough to make her scream. Probably the first time she's had a guy do that to her in quite some time...

 

Is around the corner code for sex?

 

"You love that car more than you love me! ....omg you really do :'(" -That took forever for me to cheer her up.

"You should just get rid of it, you have so many problems with it" -No, people just like hitting it!

 

Me too. Or the standard "Can we take your car and put the top down?" I actually let her take my car to work today and I drove hers. She drives pretty good.....for a chick. Haha

 

When we got our S the wife said, "Are you going to get more tickets with this?"