it was nice sunny day in So cal
i meant nice and warm enough to make me put the top down
i was driving feeling the wind breeze softly touches my face and hair, and i stopped at the intersection waiting for the light to turn green
and ALL OF SUDDEN i feel something really wet on my pants ( i didnt take piss) i looked down to see what caused me to feel wet
( i wasnt horny either )
it was Bird Sxxt i freaked out
i looked up
i saw pigeons resting on the electric wire
i cant believe they took shxx right on my pants
it was horrible experience i meant i was having a lot of fun driving with top down in nice weather
i never thought something would actually screw my nice day like this
so i pulled over at this book store (closest shop i saw )
i asked the for napkins
and i wiped it off
but still didnt feel clean
what a day isnt it ?

 

hahah thats funny, atleast the bird didn't poop on your face while your at a traffic light with everyone staring at your car

 

thats funny man, i would have gotten real mad at first, then laughed my ass off later

 

at least it didn't hit the car.

 

LOL man that has always been one of my fears... driving with the top down and a bird crapping on me =/ lol

 

ive had a couple close calls while driving with the top down. never in the car though although i did find a present on the passenger seat once when i came back to my car after parking with the top down

 

IMO, birds poop when they gotta poop. You know the saying, "When ya gotta go, ya gotta go" and it's pure chance and circumstance if you get schmucked on. But sometimes, I think it's the car color that "inspires" shithawks and the like to "gotta go" at certain moments. Mine is Silverstone and it's only gotten bombed and hit once in over 3 years of ownership whereas black and red cars I've owned get schmooged all the time.