volvo....college professor...usually with a beard..hush puppy shoes....tube sock tie....maybe smokes a pipe...drinks tea not coffee

cougar or focus zx3.......likes smaller sport coupes but hates imports

Gti vr6.....young professional male just graduated college within the last two years and can't afford a bimmer. (was me in 1996)

dually pick up truck...owns a big boat or is a contractor of some sort.

s2000......watches way to much cart and formula 1....sometimes IRL when the other two are not on. Hates nascar but will watch a watkins glen or sears point nascar race.

Passat.....very confused person

Mercedes any convertiable version......plays tennis....500 version....plays golf

Mazda.....watched that kids show "ZOOM" way to much as a child and the stupid commercials "zoom..zoom...zoom" have brain washed them.

Camary..........wants to blend and be unnoticed

Mini.......look at me....oh please look at me...are ya looking!

Altima......two young guys one looks like richard simmons but less gay. Pee in there pants at a street race and go home and change in front of each other. (this is according to "wisconsins2k" when i read this i laughed so frickin hard the original post is in street encounter.....that wisconsin is a funny writer!

Mustang GT.....Young male that has no idea what independent rear suspension is.

Mustang Cobra.......late twentys or mid thirties male that knows what independent rear suspension is .

porsche 944......guy in the service likes sports cars but the goverment pays him peanuts.

 

'99 Ford Contour driven like a bat out of hell
the svt's goes like hell...one of the easiest cars to drive really fast.

verdict wants an m3 but has the wallet power of a countour svt

 

Old Dodge Neon with Jesus graphics on hood = hispanic guy

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ItalianBucwheat
[B]volvo....college professor...usually with a beard..hush puppy shoes....tube sock tie....maybe smokes a pipe...drinks tea not coffee
s2000......watches way to much cart and formula 1....sometimes IRL when the other two are not on. Hates nascar but will watch a watkins glen or sears point nascar race.

 

With all the gay associations, I'm surprised nobody mentioned the Saab convertible.

Camry: Jumbled version of "My Car" - owner likes genericism and obeys all traffic laws, but has no idea how to merge (among other things). Never had a ticket, but is one of the most dangerous drivers on the road.

Aerostar: Owner oblivious to the term "Fast Lane"

Ford F150: Construction worker. Tailgates at 90 mph 4 feet behind while ladders, cable, sheetrock and empty buckets fly out the back.

Convertible Camaro: The epitome of this species: I saw a guy in one with 1HOT MAN as his personalized license plate. Yo Adrian!

Grand Prix/Am/Bonneville: Owner can't figure out why they dust some Miata's (Mazda), but get smoked by other Miatas (Honda S2000).

BMW M6: MILF

Mercedes: Owner wrecked the Camry trying to merge, bought Merc with insurance money, still has no idea how to drive.

 

Miata: owner who likes affordable simplicity with potential and substance

 

Red viper with yellow wheels = Hulk Hogan

 

or GAY!! (just joking with you)

 

1994 Landrover Defender 90: A 20-something college graduate wanna be weekend warrior who spends his spare time at mid-town pubs who has an entry level job and a rich father.

 

You guys know that by doing this, we are not helping the situation