Damn! I hate it when *that* happens!

 

w1ngman, I strongly recommend that both you and Triumph quickly join the DARK SIDE or....



the bruised banana gets bruised....

 

Even I, a converted dark sider, won't stand for you layin' a hand on the bruised banana. That will have to go to the pound!

That's just goin' too far, matrix!!

Bwahahahahaha

 

DARK BARON, these are the penalites that the sinister spa sect pays for resisiting the DARK SIDE .

 

Harsh, Dark Leader... Very harsh!

Carbon fiber would make kinda crunchy dog chow.

 

Yes....you must not question the penalties that the sinister spa's must face for turning their backs on the DARK SIDE.
Tread lightly when questioning the decisions made by our DARK LEADER, for it may be seen as losing your loyalties and you don't want to turn your back on us now.
now.......DARK BARON and others......continue to abuse the spa's

 

DARK LEADER, I have repaired the error I made with w1ngman, I see no way he would join you. And now seeing you are about ready to have that little minion hurt his car, I suspect the end is near for you!

Maya, the DARK LEADER'S minion, step away from the car!

 

[menacingvoice] ... RESISTANCE IS FUTILE ... [/menacingvoice]

 

I want to be Dark Suzuka!

 

SPANANA, have no fear. So all those on the DARK SIDE know, this alleged minion of your DARK LEADER is a pathetic example for a dog. She is the most over domesticated couch dog I have ever met. She runs in fear of her own shadow and hides behind the wife's legs when company comes. Shown here is the normal position you can find that mutt in most every hour.