Exclusive! 2005 Honda s2000 media pack
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Exclusive! 2005 Honda s2000 media pack
We present the Honda S2000 for 2005
1. Looks
Don't even think about it unless you have the balls to buy yellow.
2. Wheels and tyres
Are you kidding? They're girly stuff.
3. Engine
Here is the only place we've done our job, the engine kicks ass.
4. Brakes
Work.
5. Handling
Do you want do die now or next week?
6. Clutch
We made it weak because we only made the Prelude before and granny complained the pedal was too stiff.
7. Boot release
The faulty boot release is a design feature
8. Nowhere to put anything inside
Stow your maps in your jacket pocket
9. Exhaust
Mugen design? It weighs half a ton and sounds CRAP.
10. Customer satisfaction?
Piss off son.
1. Looks
Don't even think about it unless you have the balls to buy yellow.
2. Wheels and tyres
Are you kidding? They're girly stuff.
3. Engine
Here is the only place we've done our job, the engine kicks ass.
4. Brakes
Work.
5. Handling
Do you want do die now or next week?
6. Clutch
We made it weak because we only made the Prelude before and granny complained the pedal was too stiff.
7. Boot release
The faulty boot release is a design feature
8. Nowhere to put anything inside
Stow your maps in your jacket pocket
9. Exhaust
Mugen design? It weighs half a ton and sounds CRAP.
10. Customer satisfaction?
Piss off son.
#2
Compare to boxster S
1. Looks
Great.
2. Wheels and tyres
Great.
3. Engine
Great.
4. Brakes
Work.
5. Handling
Great.
6. Clutch
Great.
7. Boot release
Works.
8. Nowhere to put anything inside
Boxster has loads of room inside.
9. Exhaust
Better.
10. Customer satisfaction?
You bet. 100% customer service. Polite staff, no hassle.
Downsides: Costs a bit more and uses double the gas.
1. Looks
Great.
2. Wheels and tyres
Great.
3. Engine
Great.
4. Brakes
Work.
5. Handling
Great.
6. Clutch
Great.
7. Boot release
Works.
8. Nowhere to put anything inside
Boxster has loads of room inside.
9. Exhaust
Better.
10. Customer satisfaction?
You bet. 100% customer service. Polite staff, no hassle.
Downsides: Costs a bit more and uses double the gas.
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sounds like a boxter owner that got his ass handed to him buy an s2k, sorry to say but the boxter is a overpriced pos, although they do look great in my rearview mirror with there owners dropping there jaws!
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in my opinion is it a POS though, they have never impresse me and there reliablilty rating is not impressive.....So it is a POS in my mind, especially when you factor in price!
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Originally Posted by 2000celicaspeed,Sep 19 2004, 02:00 PM
sounds like a boxter owner that got his ass handed to him buy an s2k, sorry to say but the boxter is a overpriced pos, although they do look great in my rearview mirror with there owners dropping there jaws!