Run fishing line around the base of the trees in your yard that way if they try and make a run for it, they trip and bust their ass. Then go fling poo at them

 

Park your car at a friends house for the night...or buy one of those cheap throw away car covers so they can't hit your car as they go by and keep an eye out(maybe take a long nap before it gets dark). If you retaliate or threaten, your car will just become a target all the time instead of just during Halloween.

Maybe throw a halloween party, and get all of your friends to park around you. Rolling your car, could probably work to, but if it didn't...it would just add insult to injury.

I'll never understand the joy of destroying someone's property, especially someone you don't even know.
GOOD LUCK

 

Just load up the shotgun with rocksalt, it will not kill em, but they will wish they were dead!

 

Set up a paintball claymore by your car, if that does not work then by some tippmann paint grenades from walmart.

 

 

haha you guys are crazy.
tonight it sleeps over at a friends place. it's not that i live in a bad neighborhood. it's a gated community. but outside kids come in to trick or treat, i dont blame them. it's easier and they can grab bowls at a time.
thx guys replies made me laugh.