View Poll Results: Has a bird ever shat inside your car?
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Has a bird ever shat inside your car?
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From: North Texas
Thank God no. I have had one target me though. I was about eleven years old and luckily I was wearing a hat at the time,shit right on the bill and splattered onto my upper body. YYYYuuuuuuuccccckkkk
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From: NoVa
yeppers, got hit sitting at a light a few months ago. thought i heard a noise and turned my head to look to my right, but didn't see anything. once i got to my destination and parked, i realized there was bird stuff on the passenger seat. just got water and soap and wiped it off. no biggee, although it was kinda nasty looking
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From: Guelph,ON
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From: Washington, D.C.
After a 4 hour road trip with the top down, I noticed a big splat on my trunk lid on the driver's side when I finally got home and parked. My physics is too rusty to figure out for sure, but I like to think that by going 10 miles over the speed limit, I saved myself from washing my hair in a truck stop sink.
What's the terminal velocity of bird crap anyway?
What's the terminal velocity of bird crap anyway?