how to avoid looking stupid when driving an S2k?
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how to avoid looking stupid when driving an S2k?
I just realized after driving around under the sun today that by the time my 3 year lease is up I am going to have a permanent hat and sunglass tan on my face.
Any way to avoid this? And this may sound stupid, but does anyone know the absolute STRONGEST hair gel made for men? If I can find that out maybe I can atleast avoid the hat-tan line...
Any way to avoid this? And this may sound stupid, but does anyone know the absolute STRONGEST hair gel made for men? If I can find that out maybe I can atleast avoid the hat-tan line...
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Two wiseass ways to do it:
That grease from the movie Dirty Rotten Scoundrels looks like it could keep any hair in place. Just goop it down and you are good to go!
Or if you think hair net stockings are cool go for that approach.
That grease from the movie Dirty Rotten Scoundrels looks like it could keep any hair in place. Just goop it down and you are good to go!
Or if you think hair net stockings are cool go for that approach.
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From: On the lakefront...
Yes, this is a big problem...here are my suggestions:
Use copious amounts of SPF45+ sunscreen on the face. That will help the raccoon look that you are so concerned about.
As for hair gel...go to Sam's or Costco and buy a case (or a pallet, if they have it) of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. You can ditch the noodles, but the "cheese" mix in the little packet works wonders as a hair gel. Just mix it up with about 2 - 2 1/2 ounces of ginger ale and apply liberally to your flowing locks...that stuff may be orange, but it will basically turn your hair into cement.
Works wonders...trust me, you won't look stupid in 3 years when your lease is up!
Use copious amounts of SPF45+ sunscreen on the face. That will help the raccoon look that you are so concerned about.
As for hair gel...go to Sam's or Costco and buy a case (or a pallet, if they have it) of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. You can ditch the noodles, but the "cheese" mix in the little packet works wonders as a hair gel. Just mix it up with about 2 - 2 1/2 ounces of ginger ale and apply liberally to your flowing locks...that stuff may be orange, but it will basically turn your hair into cement.
Works wonders...trust me, you won't look stupid in 3 years when your lease is up!
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From: Louisville
Originally posted by minboost
I just realized after driving around under the sun today that by the time my 3 year lease is up I am going to have a permanent hat and sunglass tan on my face.
Any way to avoid this? And this may sound stupid, but does anyone know the absolute STRONGEST hair gel made for men? If I can find that out maybe I can atleast avoid the hat-tan line...
I just realized after driving around under the sun today that by the time my 3 year lease is up I am going to have a permanent hat and sunglass tan on my face.
Any way to avoid this? And this may sound stupid, but does anyone know the absolute STRONGEST hair gel made for men? If I can find that out maybe I can atleast avoid the hat-tan line...
I've never noticed this problem with my hair...
Tim
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Originally posted by walkabt
If he did the mac approach and went out to pick up women, he could be the "cheesier picker upper."
This post is getting bad.
If he did the mac approach and went out to pick up women, he could be the "cheesier picker upper."
This post is getting bad.
If you go this route, be careful when your barber cuts the cheese... <that's two>
Tim
P.S. At least I didn't post (to the tune of "Yankee Doodle Dandy"), "He cheesed his hair without a cap instead of macaroni..." <that's three, and I'm OUT!>
