How to get girls with a S2000?
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Originally Posted by Vinsfeld,Mar 27 2010, 07:25 AM
Just walk into a bar, go up to a group of hot chicks, loudly exclaim "I HAVE AN S2000!", at this point one of the females, most likely the alpha female, will begin her mating dance to see if you are compatible. At this point you must either buy her a drink, which could be costly, or exclaim "i hav v-tac." The alpha female with the proceed to follow you asking questions that have no relevance to anything you actually care about. DO NOT tell her that. Answer those questions, and when you can no longer take the bombardment of irrelevant speak, you must ask her to go for a ride in your convertible. As you are walking out of the bar, make sure you comment that mustangs and camaros are slow. When you get outside she is practically yours. When she beholds the sight of your Honda S2000, she will be yours forever.
Trust me, 60% of the time, this works ALL the time.
Trust me, 60% of the time, this works ALL the time.
To the OP sorry to hear about your breakup, do what the youngings do go to the beach drive around at like 8 pm and yell at all the jailbait booty. I cant do this anymore because im 27 but thats all we did when I was 17
Even the ugliest men can get hot trashy girls in a nice car, its all about the confidence and pleasantries.
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From: houston
Originally Posted by Vinsfeld,Mar 27 2010, 09:25 AM
Just walk into a bar, go up to a group of hot chicks, loudly exclaim "I HAVE AN S2000!", at this point one of the females, most likely the alpha female, will begin her mating dance to see if you are compatible. At this point you must either buy her a drink, which could be costly, or exclaim "i hav v-tac." The alpha female with the proceed to follow you asking questions that have no relevance to anything you actually care about. DO NOT tell her that. Answer those questions, and when you can no longer take the bombardment of irrelevant speak, you must ask her to go for a ride in your convertible. As you are walking out of the bar, make sure you comment that mustangs and camaros are slow. When you get outside she is practically yours. When she beholds the sight of your Honda S2000, she will be yours forever.
Trust me, 60% of the time, this works ALL the time.
Trust me, 60% of the time, this works ALL the time.
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This thread is hilarious. I never tell anyone, just say I drive a Honda. That way I can tell if they actually like....ME! Then usually they are suprised to see what kind of Honda it is.
Honestly...how many females even know what an s2000 is in a bar or party? Unless, of course, you are trying to pick up James May from top gear, in which case you could tell him about the liter per horsepower ratio, etc.
Honestly...how many females even know what an s2000 is in a bar or party? Unless, of course, you are trying to pick up James May from top gear, in which case you could tell him about the liter per horsepower ratio, etc.
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yea **** da bitches that wanna roll like a wannabe gangster gold digger! ya bought the car for the wrong reason if your using it as a security blanket and for self confidence. tell em you drive a tercel like all the real fly homie tuners.
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Originally Posted by starchland,Mar 27 2010, 02:41 PM
yea **** da bitches that wanna roll like a wannabe gangster gold digger! ya bought the car for the wrong reason if your using it as a security blanket and for self confidence. tell em you drive a tercel like all the real fly homie tuners.
